At the bar on a Friday night

Look at the clock because I’m getting drunk and tired…it’s 9:25 and I’ve had 2 beers. School has officially ruined my life.

dutchster:

buttermilkqueen:

buttermilkqueen:

whats cooler than being cool?

according to wiki answers, anywhere between 10°C and 13°C is cool, so i guess the answer would be 9°C and lower

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

(Source: beeblejuice, via infiniteacidtrip)

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen